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Stages of me attempting to watch this, illustrated by Prince:

I love the part where they are eugenicists, so retro! And the fatal hit and run, so chic!


Because when at least two of the guests wind up dead they are hoping it will be chalked up to thematic consistency.

Nice Yoko approximation!

Thanks! I know I’ll be fine once I get there. Hell I made it six months in a country where when I arrived I only half spoke the language. AND I had to not fail my classes then too! This is like drink the agency kool-aid, take a mule trip fun time. In English!

Good vibes headed your way.

I’m so sorry. I don’t know what advice to offer other than perhaps to go talk to one of the counselors at Planned Parenthood. Everything I’ve heard is that they are incredibly supportive and empathetic no matter what a client decides. Thinking of you and sending you good thoughts...

Wishing you the best! What are you researching/working on?

I’m off to the Grand Canyon tomorrow for two weeks, for a work trip. It’s something that we all go to during our careers and it should be super exciting. But, like every trip I take, I’m like ‘uuhhgghh’ I have to finish packing and do a lot before I have to be awake at 4 am. And it’s very social and all networky, two

I have my first job talk for a postdoctoral research position this week, and I am so stressed! I hate public speaking, especially when so much is at stake. I need good vibes.

I GOT THE JOB

They interviewed me yesterday and I felt like I was such an inept stammering mess that they were bound to give it to the other applicant. But they offered it to me.

On the one hand, I am excited, and on the other, I am so, so scared. I am convinced that I am going to be terrible at it and fuck everything

I’m 38. When I got together with my boyfriend he told me how much he wanted a family and we decided I’d go off the pill. I found out last week that I’m pregnant and he’s demanding I have an abortion. If I refuse, he’ll leave me and I’ll have to deal with being a single mother. I have no family nearby. But I also fear

Today I got my first tattoo, and I can not help but feel completely badass and so snazzy. I didn’t go small, either. It’s a large botanical arm piece and I am in love with it and what it represents for me and, well, if anybody’s sitting on the fence about getting some ink like I was, it’s really a cool experience.

I’ve decided that when I move out from living where I am now with family, I am done with apartments and am going to invest in my first real house. And I need any pearls of wisdom those who have gone through the process can offer. It won’t be for several months and I don’t have anything i’ve looked at not do I know my

I am so excited Jezzies! I decided to pull the trigger on getting a kitten. I’ve never had a cat before and I’m kind of nervous about doing a good job taking care of it. I’ve had dogs, but how do I cat? What do kittens like to play with? How likely is it that I could train one to use a toilet? Give me your best cat

I think “We have given Greg a second chance” admits that he did something wrong in the first place, and recognizing that he did something wrong but not punishing him or advocating any punishment undermines the notion that Jerry Jones and the Cowboys and The NFL take domestic violence seriously. They don't. Football

It IS a giant handprint. IM SO CONFUSED how you’re supposed to get the lube from container to desired location without getting it slathered basically everywhere. JODI KERR I NEED HELP.

I always love these “Stars: Just Like Us!” things. I mean, seriously, what is Alexander Skaarsgard supposed to do with his effing groceries?

MMA Fighters! They’re just like us! Woefully egocentric and ill informed!