La Croix (all flavors) and white wine is my jam!

Don’t blame ya. Me in those situations:

Maybe it’s an age thing? IDK, but if he’s still around next year (bloodhound life expectancy is 8-10) I’ll be prepared. May also go yell at the sky on his behalf.

You say that like it’s a bad thing. And, what is it with the Whole Foods seafood/meat counter? Hotties all up in there!

Maybe you’re just that good of a parker. Next time hit him with the cold-stone-fox stare and a “I know.”

Define “out in the open.”

My dog is hiding under a table from the fireworks, just panic panting and drooling buckets. Poor guy! I would have bought him a thunder jacket or doggy xanax but this is his first time being so upset by them and he’s ten years old!

Yes, thank you!

IDK, I use Airbnb exclusively for doing sex.

No, Fox Business, take a seat. Like forever.

Oh gahd, why did you have to bring that up?!? I had literally just finished crying over it!

i tried to star the picture, then realized that is not how this works.

That roll, tho! THANK YOU!

I agree it comes down to values as to how the kids choose to live their lives and how they look upon others, but the other issue here is the kids’ relationship to money. As a upper middle class WASP, we did not talk about money, though I knew we were privileged and the exception rather than the rule. As a child of…

What?!? sign me up!

Ugh, can we vote to strip her of the name Abigail? Mrs. Adams would not be pleased and neither am I!

The video won’t play for me. :( Cry for us both, plz