So, he likes clean air, but doesn’t want to do anything about it. Loves Mexicans, but wishes they’d go away and is confused about what each side is called on the abortion debate. Super clear platform, sir! Best of luck!
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Are you masturbating or writing fanfic? Link if its the latter, please!
IKR, i love ordering “huevos rancheros”, but this just topped that on my most fun to say breakfast dishes list. Sorry, Tutti Frutti, you’ve been bumped!
I really liked that they thought about the visuals, too. A black woman assisted by a white man to show unity across racial and gender divides. Well planned indeed!
Thanks, God!
I would too. What a gentleman to respect your clearly superior needs!
oh my dog, he touched your shoulder! Was it magical? It looks magical!
These are like weird verbal haiku snapshots and i am here for it!
Ugh, that shit should be illegal. Seriously.
No, this makes my heart hurt. I mourn in solidarity.
This song sounds like how going to a frat party in your forties must feel.
No, but when i said i would’ve choose “A Deadly Adoption” over him he laughed. not even mad. we’re in Georgia; night swimming > everything at this point. It’s hot as balls here. send help!
True. Story. Let’s hope I get an invite!
don’t live there anymore, but SHOUTOUT Oklahoma!
UPDATE: he was just night swimming in his swimming pool. is this better or worse? IDK?!?
So, I may have just lost a potential suitor by telling him I was breathlessly following the “A Deadly Adoption” updates on Jezebel. SorryNotSorry?
omg, mom is gonna reanimate and kill megan faux! i know it!
Oh no! Are the kid and the krav maga guy gonna have to fight their way out? Kick her in the pillow stomach!