thirded, er, trippled, whatever

I’m announcing his last name as “Dude-brow” in my head, so that’s a GIANT NO for me.

Love this. Hilarious!

Like she just replayed it in her mind and still finds it hilarious. Love it!

I had something traumatic happen to me in college and choose to do my thesis about it. It was a way to take the power of healing into my own hands and to deal with it on my own terms. Years later, I turned that thesis into a memoir that I put on a public website. This wasn’t the type of thing I could prosecute for,…

Yes, this is true! Saw it myself at OSU when visiting as a girl scout. Had to put on a large plastic sleeve and stick my hand in. :( Still scared!

Well, that explains the sweatiness! We were in a kitchen, but it wasn’t THAT hot, ya know.

I did a culinary certificate program between high school and college where famous chefs would come be our teacher during the day and then we would assist them with a cooking class for the public at night. Todd English was the worst. He didn’t teach us shit during our class time, just obsessed over the night time prep…

Oh, boo on her! This is so disappointing. Hugs to you; I’d still be upset too.

Every Virginia quote is a great quote! Though my personal favorite is: “As a woman, I have no country. As a woman, I want no country. As a woman, my country is the whole world.”

But wouldn’t she be talking about cookies then? Or are you talking about cookies? Was he talking about cookies? We should really straighten this whole thing out.

Haha, yup. FTW!

My magic worked!

Hey, Adam Levine, NO.

Amazing. I’m in awe.

How dare you disgrace Helen! Surely she’d offer something a bit more healthy, like a potato with a side of bread. #oreoagenda

I am DETERMINED to kill this thing with fire!!!!

Right? Btw the boob gaping and the coffee, i just can’t. i can’t!