I feel like I had something similar in college and it made me so sweaty. So, so sweaty. Hopefully the technology has improved? I AM A SLOB AND SWEATY, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!

throw some dryer lint in there along with a few spent incandescent bulbs and you got yourself a good ol’fashioned cooking fire. But seriously, toaster ovens FTW! Not even kidding on that.

And once it kills you, I WILL. ;)

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, Microwaves are from the devil. Wake up, sheeple!

Ok, so they are just trying to be offensive. Nice work, buddies. Good game, good hustle.

yep, that’ll do it.

I hear ya. I’m not saying Orange Crush is a safe heaven of model citizenship. I just found it funny that on the same week the disproportionate pearl-clutchers were the ones roughing each other up, and over tropical printed casual wear no less.

I live in the south and like to do my shopping when most people are at church. I was very confused this morning when I went to Target and it was packed with fancy white ladies. Oh yeah, and a couple cop cars because apparently shit got crazy. But please, tell me again about how Orange Crush is such a disgrace.

Like needing a brain, when all you have is a mic?....

That was painful. “Arch of music”????? “The magic of the rainbow”???? SWEETHEART, NO. just no.

Cheating! Cheater! You’re cheating, that’s cheating! Why haven’t I done this yet?

I’ll see the transatlantic flights and raise you long Greyhound bus routes. I once had to send my Army boyfriend back down the coast to his base with a bad case of food poisoning. I shudder to think what his bus mates had to endure.

My great-aunt once missed Christmas because she "had to write a check."

On the plus side, I loved your movie!

This is why you always make a copy of your work, people! Also, fuck that ill-prepared loser!

Omg, you may be right! Maybe I mis-remembered? But, I feel like I saw some sort of extended version, cause she definitely went more in-depth about the different types of recycling. Thank you, stranger!

I'm sure it was. It was years ago, right after her first major album hit the states, but it was so great it pops in my mind whenever I hear her name.

My dad said that to me once, after an awkward convo with my mother about my marriage-less, childless existence. It was super nice and I still hear it in my head when I feel down, cause it's the GD TRUTH!

I tried to find the video but couldn't. :( Super simple apartment. She spent the most time explaining her recycling station.

Also, did you ever see her MTV cribs? It was like the anti-cribs. LOVE!