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For most presidents, the speech would be handed out beforehand or right afterwards, because, you know, they can read and know how a speech works. With trump, they have to transcribe it live, then go back and try to figure out what the hell he was saying in certain areas.

I wonder why Cory Booker is going for the beard look when he's starting a run for president.  Odd.

I would say she can do better, but I’m pretty sure I’d say that no matter who she was with. So, I wish them all the happiness they’re meant to have!

I don't know which one of them to be more jealous of.

Nope.  I was pointing out that men get fat and it is considered sexy, but not when women do it.

If you live in a country that spreaks a very close but not exactly the same version of your mother tongue it is very common to pick up the cadence, even if you don’t pick up the accent per se. It’s the difference between Madonna and Elizabeth McGovern. Elizabeth McGovern has the cadence of a British person, but uses

As an ageing male, I’m their demo, but I was very hesitant. Finally I watched it and and I enjoyed it. But the award should have gone to Alan Arkin, not Michael Douglas. Arkin is sensational. Also, Ann-Margret has a small but really good role (as a widow they presume is a golddigger but is in fact just a sincerely

Nah I’m waiting on the trash bag or diaper version of this.

Not really. Grace and Frankie don’t celebrate being assholes this hard.

These seem clever until you realize there’s no situation in any reality in which you would actually want Trump’s face and words adorning your body, and so they’d be funny for about 5 minutes before they wound up shoved into the dark back corner of some closet and forgotten about, because you and I both know we aren’t

“follows an aging acting coach, played by Michael Douglas.”

refuse to watch another show for geriatric white dudes and their wish fulfillment-the female love interests are decades younger than the male leads. fuck these dusty old motherfuckers.

Right? Because I deserve.

The title sounds like one of those movies featured on Seinfeld. Generic and tells you nothing about the movie itself.

Wait, I thought this was the Kominsky Method.

Yeah, it...the title makes it sound like a fake show. It doesn’t seem like it should be a real show from the trailer either. It seems like the kind of show that would be featured as a “show” in a movie or TV show about an aging actor. “His big break after retirement!”

Where are the Chinese knock-off TRump flip-flops?

I grew up in Fremont, CA which had a whole host of weirdness going on. Niles canyon was an epicenter of sorts. Local lore included the Teddy Bear tree, Secret Sidewalk, Underground military tunnels full of tanks (possibly connecting to Lawrence Livermore labs). The high powered burning laser hitting people on 680 in