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articelsofthecuntfederacy
1/9/19
1:55 PM
35

Yeah, I think at the heart of it all is that she just isn’t well. I mean, yes, she’s an asshole and take no accountability ever for her actions. But she also just doesn’t seem well. She seems like she’s purposefully trying to make herself into a Hollywood tragedy. 

1/9/19
1:44 PM
5

You probably have read such stories.  He tears up every peice of paper that he gets his hands on into confetti.  And we then pay people to restore them into documents.

1/9/19
1:42 PM
12

It didn’t hold up in court. He lost his case when he was sued for blocking people since both he and the WH have said it is an official communications channel. Read more

1/9/19
1:36 PM
1

I am totally done my part with the cheese eating. I can easily admit to eating at least 37 lbs of cheese a year. Easily. It is my candy, my snack. Take away the cake and give me cheese. Just last night for dinner I had 2 grilled cheese sandwiches. That said, standard American is kind of awful, though I will happily Read more

1/9/19
12:55 PM
2

I went to high school in Maine, which would buy up a buttload of cheap nasty cheese and dump it in school lunches to support the dairy industry. School lunches were (maybe are?) incredibly vile.

1/9/19
12:54 PM
6

Same.  Are you also in your underwear and crying when you do it or is that just me?

1/9/19
12:50 PM
4

I’ve been trying to figure out my approximate cheese consumption. For home consumption it’s probably about 15 pounds per year, split between two people, then there’s all the cheese we eat not at home, which I’m not even sure how to start measuring. Clearly we need to eat more cheese. 

1/9/19
12:42 PM
14

I’ve drunkenly eaten an entire block of Cracker Barrel cheddar sitting on the floor in front of my fridge with a knife on more than one occasion...thought not in like 5 years. 

1/9/19
12:35 PM
12

I blame myself. I eat pizza, put cheese on my sandwiches, stick a slice in my baked potato, and of course, I may have a slice here and there as a snack. But even with the pizza, I can’t imagine I’m eating my average of 37 lbs of cheese a year. I’d be surprised if I ate ten. Read more

1/9/19
12:11 PM
5

People dont dabble in fake cheese. They either eat it or they DO NOT. So that means that some people eat a lot more than 37 lbs a year, because really the non-fake-cheezers are diluting these stats. Which is amazing. Read more

1/9/19
12:08 PM
1

Trump believes the Moon is made either out of cheddar or feta cheese. He’s not sure because they’re so close.