MajorBurn
articelsofthecuntfederacy
1/9/19
1:38 PM
49

After that whole Anna Nicole mess, I kind of just hope this fizzles out and doesn’t end with finding Lindsay face down in a body of water or something. Read more

1/9/19
1:33 PM
46

Yeah, her financial situation seems sketchy as hell.

1/9/19
12:48 PM
Save

It’s on his private account though he tweets enough actual Presidential/Political business it probably wouldn't hold up in a court. 

1/9/19
12:47 PM
11

I’d say he’s spent his life alienating his siblings and destroying his children’s sense of self worth. Read more

1/9/19
11:54 AM
30

“It’s okay, Low Energy Smoakey Pelosi and the Forress$stt Management people who don’t even rake!1! Are all Democrat. Will fund proud Republican Firefighters happy to have funds cut! out of funds from Mexico via Trate War (easy!) and new USMCXXX deal.”

1/9/19
11:41 AM
3

Well, He and Dr. Chad Smith III, who overprescribes for a small fee. ;)

1/9/19
10:50 AM
42

Samberg was apparently born and raised in Berkeley. It’s possible he was just virtue signaling with that joke, and it’s possible he’s familiar with the history and wanted to make an actual point. The Golden Globes may have been a poor choice of venue for it.

1/9/19
9:06 AM
1

The right wing nutjobs all like that genre of porn wherein someone sleeps with some guy’s wife, apparently especially if it’s interracial. Read more

1/9/19
8:41 AM
Save

Lets be fair, Palpatine was a much better leader.

1/9/19
8:32 AM
Save

He found out it was Mexicans (people seeking asylum from Guatemala and Honduras become Mexican drug-runners once they cross into that country) selling Oxycodone and fentanyl.

1/9/19
8:30 AM
2

And you know at least some of what he’s talking about is field work at sub minimum wage. Read more

1/8/19
8:18 PM
Save

Pretty sure Jeff Combs and Avery Brooks are both available!