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Agreed. Despite the vodka in the eye story and various bits here and there about his temperament, I still heart Bill Murray and hope we see him in weird cameos and maybe hand him a supporting actor Oscar for a role that embodies all the things we love about him. He’s made lots of money for Hollywood - they owe him one!

I mean, I don’t mean to be ageist and I would love to be at one of those parties he spontaneously shows up to. 

Yeah he also made some asinine comment about how it’s not his life’s dream to be an ally and he’s not interested in that gig, so I doubt he’ll be making any visits like that.

This must be true, because even I, a plebe, know that a skinny belt should have been paired with that outfit.

Bill Murray is 68!

Maybe seventh time will be the charm for Kevin Hart.

What's with the fugly belt? 

Lucky for us....

Adorable that she thinks putting on a hard hat, batting her eyelashes at Chinese businessmen while excessively using the words “in the context of” in a throaty voice, makes her a real estate developer.

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She should have been on Rock of Love with Bret Michaels:

“I’m flattered, but that in no way furthers my objective of being a great real estate developer.”

“We must immediately find the person responsible for this and put him on the Supreme Court.”

Calm the fuck down, January; we still have a whole year of horror to endure.

It’s not just the CEO who has some ‘splainin to do;if people were her caregivers on a daily basis,shouldn’t they have noticed if she wasn’t getting her period and/or was pregnant over the course of nearly nine months? Did she not have family members that came to see her at some point during the entire time she was

The other Nutritional Assistance program is WIC. It’ll be a dark day/stain on this sham of a presidency if WIC and SNAP get shut off.

That's some Gilead-level dystopian present bullshit right there. 

I’d say those farmers aren’t just shut out of the soybean market in China for the time being, but instead for the foreseeable future. A lot of those contracts have gone to farmers in other countries. Once you lose a customer it is hard, and expensive to get them back. 

Yeah I’m pretty sure even sexual assault doesn’t have an age limit.