That’s what I said above—aren’t there customer service methods to resolve this without involving the police?

Shit, I’m still bitter 5 years later. It was the same for me—I started in the middle of the previous pay period and rather than just cutting me a check for that one week, they made me wait three weeks. We were eating beans and rice and my gas tank was firmly on E for about 3 days before that check finally hit.

NO, they are MY damned costumer because without my damned money to invest and blow through they wouldn’t exist.

That’s assuming this shithead actually has any assets. I’m guessing whatever employment situation he (may have) had previously is over with - so unless Mountain Dew is a form of currency, there’s probably nothing to take.

What racist outburst? Haven’t heard about it.

Yeah, like... he and Jasmine are pretty obviously in their late teens in the cartoon. 30-year-old Aladdin makes no sense. 18-year-old street urchins with monkey friends are endearing; 30-year-old ones are just depressing.

James Monroe Iglehart is currently playing Marquis de Lafayette/Thomas Jefferson in “Hamilton” on Broadway. He’s incredibly talented! 

Yes, I know him as Coriolanus Burt, I didn’t know his real name. I just knew he had to be the genie, somehow.

Looks like 3rd-runner-up cosplay at Phoenix ComiCon. 

Does Aladdin look... weirdly old? I always thought of him as early 20s, tops, and the Aladdin above looks like he’s fresh out of his second marriage and ready to mingle. :\

Much like the Trump presidency, it’s incredibly disheartening to me that people see this and think “yep!” I thought I was cynical but clearly I still have had too much faith in humanity.

At the least, Abu is cute.

Abu looks as horrified as I feel.

Can we ever mix this shit up - couldn’t they find a hilarious woman to play the genie? Or gender swap Aladdin and Jasmine? I know the point of remake after remake is that you don’t have to get creative, but, come on, get a little creative!

So am I being a bad person if this is what I want to say to Aladdin?

Abu looks like a monster... And what do you expect now from Disney? They’re even making a live-action version of Lady and the Tramp. Just wait for the live-action version of Bambi.

Because...

Massoud’s

The costumes look awful and their airbrushing really detracts from both Scott’s and Massoud” natural beauty...

Ugh.  Why does everything have to be remade?