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articelsofthecuntfederacy

I’m not sure how I feel about this. In general, I’m pretty much over Will Smith, and the scientology connection doesn’t help, but he’s usually fun in lighthearted movies like Men In Black, I’m sure he can Genie it up.

Did anybody ask for this movie? 

why doesn’t this comment have more stars?

Oh Dear God, Will Smith looks horrible as Genie. I honestly thought it was a joke when I saw it. The filmmakers would’ve done better with CGI and using Robin Williams’ audio track from the original cartoon movie. I smell biggest bomb of 2019 for this movie.

I thought the genie was going to be cgi and Smith was doing his voice.

Why America??!  Why!!!!?

I feel like you are required to critique Ritchie with that username.

Abu’s expression of perplexed incredulity is pretty much exactly the expression I’m wearing right now.

Emma Watson tried this same defense too when Beauty and the Beast came out. “But this version is totally not shitty to women because this time Belle stands up to the Beast!”

There was so much quick confusion over Will Smith’s appearance that he had to clarify in his IG that he is indeed Blue and CGI most of the movie, and how he looks on the cover is his “disguise/human form”

Kinja won’t let me edit so I guess I’ll reply. Guy’s “all lives matter” take is not a great look either.

Wow, that looks awful.  Did they get their costumes at Party City?

I’m bummed that they didn’t have Gilbert Gottfried play the parrot.

Nothing says “Feminist counterpart” like a princess’s handmaiden.

For reasons that are beyond me (it’s always cocaine).

Honestly, if I could turn my family connection into a job where my boss actually preferred I didn’t show up and lied if I did, I’m not sure I’d quit. Unless maybe the devil returned my soul. But more likely the devil just promised me a bigger paycheck for keeping quiet, because we all know that is more like how the

Simply put, she is the worst White House press secretary ever.

Well written article. Although I doubt she would be tried, I hope she can redeem herself and testify against the current fake president.

Is there anyone in the Trump Administration who wants to do their job? Anyone? Hell, Trump is reduced to asking the desk clerks at Mar-a-Lago if they’ll be his chief of staff.