I read this on the company shitter. When I was finished, I flushed 15 times.

“Penalties and Interest” was the line on the ledger of what I owe. Perhaps it’s all interest.

Fucking IRS. This year, they made a data entry error when punching in the info from my return and recorded my income as 31,000 less than what it was. They put a refund 4,300 larger than expected into my account. I called to report this. They required proof. I mailed them another copy of my form. They needed NINE weeks…

A perfect stocking stuffer

But the Hitler’s fart statement, that’s gotta be true.

That’s not their fault, sir, it’s your fault.

My 88-year-old father is not able to read anymore, unless the letters are about 3 inches tall. Last year I set him up with a free service through the library system. He gets what looks like an old-style portable cassette recorder, and instead of a tape, it uses tape-shaped cartridges that slide in with a USB…

I just do a ctrl-F for “Trailer Park Boys” and if that doesn’t show up, I move on and keep it all a surprise.

“And whatever you do, son/daughter, DO NOT join the away team if you wear a red uniform.”

I tried it once on an LAX to ORD flight, and they had a full boat so they gave my seat to someone else anyway. I am able to pass the restrictions listed above, but no question, I am a big man. Sitting in a full row is doubly uncomfortable for me — physically (obviously), and mentally because it bothers me immensely to…

Where’s G/O Media on this list?

I will use this; I’m a happy lifetime PP subscriber and Plex evangelist.

My question: Are these free movies also offered on my Dad’s Roku and free Plex account? He’s 88 and doesn’t see that well. I tried hooking him up with Plex and a few of his DVDs that I ripped onto a hard drive for him, but he doesn’t use it.…

This whole article is a USB boner-killer

Although Malcolm McDowell killed it, Pollard would have made a great Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

This is what I use, and it’s worked for the last (unwilling to admit, OK boomer) years. I am NOT kidding.

I’m with Ken. I soak unshucked cobs in a pot of water overnight and then nuke them for 3:30 to 5:00 depending on size. A chop and a pull and it’s shucked and perfect.

Smart to have an ice-cream ad take over my screen while I try to read this. You bumbling dopes.

This is one of the great single episodes in television history.

but it would be one less crook in the kitchen.