Well, they don’t look all that dissimilar.

Hyperion. First two of the four to start. Bradley Cooper had been trying to make a movie, but that’s not the right medium. It should be a big series on Apple or Amazon or one of those. I know Dan Simmons has kind of gotten himself canceled but that doesn’t change the breathtaking achievement that is this series.

Some battery company, computer company or OS maker could figure out a solution to this issue before year’s end. Why don’t they? I’m seriously asking, why don’t they?

Something went from cool and creative to the simplest, most stupid and most salacious low common denominator?
Say it isn’t so! Signed, the “”My Ass Gaming Association.”

I hoped and hoped and hoped (sadly, in vain) that the Update special commentary would have featured Reporter Sarah Sherman and Special Correspondent Scarjo double-teaming Colin Jost in a brutally vicious round of Sarah News!

I agree that Adam has gotten triple out of his talent than many would have predicted, plus everything I read about him points to him being a terrific human being. That said, this movie was not very good. SPOILER ALERT: Wait through the credits for Rob Schneider to pop on the screen saying “YOU CAN DO IT!”

For every Wendy’s I’ve ever driven past, “increased demand” means two cars in the drive-through.

Use Handbrake or something to join the two parts into one. It literally takes less time than it did for you to write the above post (well, aside from waiting for the program to do its work).

This article is garbage. Unresearched. Twice I looked up movies the guy referenced directly in his slideshow on “free movie channels” and each time they required a paid subscription. Farewell, AV Club. I remember when you soared above all the rest. Now you’ve lazied and cost-saved your way into this garbagiola.

I thought the Maury Povich sketch was pretty funny and a pretty good premise.

I found this series changed what I expect from science fiction books. I’ve got well more than 1,000 of them and I’ve read/listened to about 90 percent of them, from Asimov to Chaney and from Scalzi to Heinlein, and I found Liu’s books so chock-full of ideas and deep thoughts that I read, listened to and then read the…

I think they would have to create a new site for this story: “WhoGivesAFu”

“...eighth former female SNL cast member...”

Did I miss a headline?

Love the chances that Sarah Sherman gets SNL to take.

I would not like them, Claire-I-Am,
I would not like these eggs. God damn!

One long-term observation about SNL: With very few (though notable) exceptions, you can have cameos and you can have funny, but not both. This was not an exception.

And why do they have Sarah Sherman on the sideline? 

He makes the best fucking films!

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Like I shouldn’t have with this list.

As an assface, I’m gonna have a hard time signing in with Face ID.

For most of my years I felt put-upon regarding my awkwardly long last name. But for you, Mr. Pszczolkowski, I tip my hat and shut my trap.

I fervently hope Ryan becomes famous enough one day to be up on the big board on Wheel of Fortune.