But the Hitler’s fart statement, that’s gotta be true.

That’s not their fault, sir, it’s your fault.

My 88-year-old father is not able to read anymore, unless the letters are about 3 inches tall. Last year I set him up with a free service through the library system. He gets what looks like an old-style portable cassette recorder, and instead of a tape, it uses tape-shaped cartridges that slide in with a USB…

I just do a ctrl-F for “Trailer Park Boys” and if that doesn’t show up, I move on and keep it all a surprise.

“And whatever you do, son/daughter, DO NOT join the away team if you wear a red uniform.”

I tried it once on an LAX to ORD flight, and they had a full boat so they gave my seat to someone else anyway. I am able to pass the restrictions listed above, but no question, I am a big man. Sitting in a full row is doubly uncomfortable for me — physically (obviously), and mentally because it bothers me immensely to…

Where’s G/O Media on this list?

I will use this; I’m a happy lifetime PP subscriber and Plex evangelist.

My question: Are these free movies also offered on my Dad’s Roku and free Plex account? He’s 88 and doesn’t see that well. I tried hooking him up with Plex and a few of his DVDs that I ripped onto a hard drive for him, but he doesn’t use it.…

This whole article is a USB boner-killer

Although Malcolm McDowell killed it, Pollard would have made a great Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

This is what I use, and it’s worked for the last (unwilling to admit, OK boomer) years. I am NOT kidding.

I’m with Ken. I soak unshucked cobs in a pot of water overnight and then nuke them for 3:30 to 5:00 depending on size. A chop and a pull and it’s shucked and perfect.

Smart to have an ice-cream ad take over my screen while I try to read this. You bumbling dopes.

This is one of the great single episodes in television history.

but it would be one less crook in the kitchen.

I always thought someone should make an Instragram mask (or whatever the hell they call it) with that day’s USA Today, so you could put that over a picture of a flat tire or a board showing a canceled flight and send that to your spouse or boss and prove it happened today.

I don’t know about the innards of these TouchTunes boxes, but be careful about playing the exact same song multiple times in a row on a jukebox. I worked at a bar where a guy once put in five bucks and tried to play “Money” by the Flying Lizards 20 times in a row. It only played once. I asked the jukebox guy about it…

Looks to me like his left hand touched out-of-bounds .000023 seconds before his butt hit the pylon. Should have replayed it for 20 minutes and ultimately used technology to take away this young man’s incredible physical achievement.

— Mike Pereiera
Commissioner, National Officiating League

Educate me if I’m wrong here, but my first thought is that the record companies and movie studios would KILL for a sneaky back door into the various VPN systems, if it meant they could catalog and bust those pesky Napster and Lime Wire users. /s.