If you bring a streaming stick, tape a long piece of colored string or rope to it (I use a old lanyard with the hook cut off) and bring that around to hang off the front of the dresser of entertainment center. That way, as you scan the room before leaving, you’ll teach yourself to look for it.

Interviewing a series of Lifehacker people for Lifehacker is lazy and unproductive for your readers. It’s like a brother taking his sister to prom because nobody else wanted to go. Put in some legwork or drop the circle-jerk.

All these people complaining about the tired old line/joke/cliche that they have to endure in their generic workplace? News for you: You have done the EXACT SAME GODDAMN thing to somebody else in THEIR workplace or other social setting. Yes, you have. Many times over. So when it happens to you, just grin and bear it,…

Now I don’t give a shit, but it used to drive me crazy that people spent $1000 on speakers so they could listen to 128-bit MP3s through their iPods. NO!

There’s less to the iPad than you see on the Surface.

finally, something worth buying at Sonic. Blech.

Ship him to the Dolphins.

Sportswriter of 40 years here. Remember the TV show “Coach?” That show was kind in its portrayal of the intelligence of football coaches.

And what about “You’re The Worst?”

1. Have someone else pick up the cat.

Co-sign my car loan, I’ll get you back to 740 quick.

Please subtract two from the views for this video as it played a few seconds each time I tried to click on it to read the fucking article. No video articles for this guy.

Not even if they had a tuba player?

Was out of town visiting a friend and he couldn’t get out of reffing a Saturday basketball event. One of the seventh-graders didn’t like his call, tried to shield himself from my buddy’s view and made a jack-off motion to his teammates on the bench. I stood up, called my friend over and told him what I saw. He said…

You missed NOTION.

That word is the main reason I am unable to listen to NPR. Anytime I hear a swelled-head say something such as “well, it’s time to discount the notion that this ....” then I am checking out. NPR talkers seem to use it a lot.

My group wrote dirty parody lyrics for a bunch of songs and waited to see how long it took us to get thrown out of various karaokes around the town. Three asked us to not come back or frowned heavily upon us. The fourth asked if we wanted to host a special “DirtyRoke” night. Too much effort.

My thought would be “this particular shop does not manage its pump access very well. I believe I will go to a different shop.” And then go to one of the half dozen within a two-block radius and worry about real shit, not this shit.

1) Get another phone.

There used to be a television channel to serve this purpose for me. Music Television. MTV. I’d buy at least one record each Monday after watching 120 Minutes.

Shit. I’ve been counting the days to when I could go in and set up all my recordings for the fall shows (I work second shift and depend on this for prime-time shows). Now I guess I’ll just torrent them. Fire TV Replay is 200 fucking dollars and I’ve already spent 200 on a Plex membership and 150 on a Silicon Dust…