This situation is a complete failure of management. What if you had been hit by a bus? It is up to your managers to have contingency plans in place, including additional training and preparedness to replace every key position immediately. You should have the next two replacements for every key employee on a list in…

I’m guessing it’s one of those colleges with a sorority whose president threatens her sisters with “cunt punts.”

Poor Joe Massengill. Better watch out that he doesn’t get typecast as a douche.

I usually don’t go to a concert to hear, I go to see. So I get up as near the front as a) my love for and devotion to the band requires and b) my desire to keep my elderly bones away from the constant moshing permits. As I said, I came to the show to see.

And if you die, you get jack shit.

“So that means that our whole solar system could be one tiny atom in the fingernail of one tiny being. That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be one tiny universe!”

One whistleblower, one cup.

I once took the side off my computer case to put in another HDD. Leaned the cover against a table leg. A couple minutes later, I spun 90 degrees in my chair, and my leg was sliced from kneecap to lower calf by a sharp corner of the case cover. No pain, but puddles of blood. Nine stitches.

KETHER! Hurry up and sign to star in another show so I can enjoy that too!

At least he wasn’t sexually molested at that shitstain of an institution. Fuck a Michigan State.

confirmed, sadly

Mine was “you’re as popular around here as a swastika-shaped shit at a synagogue.”

So a prequel to when he signed the ONEDERS?

And condoms are less than a dollar.

Must be Wednesday at my place!

But is the shirt blue or brown?

And now it’s corny too

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU MILWAUKEE?

Might as well just chop some fucking cilantro up and throw it in there so then it will be a bowl of BOTH FOOD ITEMS I HATE MOST OF ALL.

This is what happens when you take world-class writers/creatives, strip away the chains and restrictions of network standards-and-practices and “notes,” and maybe give them access to a little bit of Diane’s microdosing.