This is the first entry in the Trump Presidential Library.

When I was really fat in my 20s, I hated it when kids would stare at me or ask me why I’m so fat. If they were nice about it, I’d tell them. If they were little pricks, I’d say “from eating kids with bad manners.”

It’s a joke.

OK, I will try this. I was worried because there are few things I hate more than an egg that is fried until it is brown and/or crispy. I am very picky, I know. Browned cheese, that seems OK.

Dude needs to throw Kel a bone, though. Poor guy is so hard up he had to commit to Christianity.

Your myopic worldview is fucking annoying, pal. I studied and worked at a profession that I chose in 1976. A noble profession, a steady and successful one. I immersed myself in it, excelled, and rose to a mid-management leadership role at one of the largest companies in the field. Ten years ago last month, the decline…

People who have seen others screwed and ruined by a stock market that is controlled by the rich are not wrong to be wary of it. It’s a fixed game, and outsiders’ savings provide the fuel that’s burned to keep the rich folks’ mansions warm.

1. Be born.

With good leaders, sports can build character.

The last thing in the fucking world I want to see is what James Fucking “Always-Grabbing-My-Pee-Pee” Corden has to say about this.

I sat next to Andrea Kremer in the press box at a Packers game, way back when Brian Noble suffered his career-ending knee injury against the Eagles in I think it was ‘93. She was insightful, attentive and sharp — which, then and now, can’t be said about all TV “personalities.” I can only imagine all the additional…

OF COURSE those places exist. Sometimes we just need Word to write a simple letter and format it simply, or open an email and cut-and-paste some wanted data out of it. THAT’S ALL WE NEED TO DO. Why the fuck would we waste money on the annual upgrade when we just want to do that? Geez.

“SIGNIFICANT VALUE ADDED TO THE PRODUCT OVER TIME???”

I tried this with used chicken marinade. Didn’t work so great.

A shitstain on society’s underpants. A slimy sack of bloviating garbage. Forget his politics; judge his behavior: It’s sub-human. Why use the abortion pill, Jason, you round mound of Steve Bannon’s burrito shit? No wire hangers in the house? NO WIRE HANGERS? To me, the biggest shock is that not one but two people…

Deleted because I went on another rant after posting this.

XTV and Justin.TV were incredible.

I have one in the kitchen. Not a giant console TV. Though I have one of those in the garage and I’ll eventually get a Roku Express Plus for in there, too (our seventh).

I like this one for discovering comedians who have a little brain power and make actual points.