What you’re seeing in high school football, much like in the rest of America, is a growing chasm between the “have” programs and the “have-not” programs. Some schools with rich histories and lots of wins have 120 to 140 players out for football; other schools a few miles away, of the same size and in the same…

Six games because they aren’t winning.

When you stop visiting, will you go out and become a public activist, working to make the world a better place for the underprivileged? Or will you just go to TMZ and post your outrage in the comment section? I think we all have a pretty fair idea what the answer is. Who needs you?

This is going to piss off SO MANY of you.

My freshman year in college, at a respected, four-year state university, first-semester fees were:
TUITION: $350.50 plus $80 in segregated fees (for subsidized groups/clubs)
DORM ROOM: $375.00
MEAL PLAN: $375.00
Flip side of the picture: Without a student loan, my family never…

This guy built his own pinball machine, with sounds, specials, everything. It’s in the Twin Cities at an arcade. I played it, it was a blast.

The acting in this episode particularly — from the entire cast — has to be in the conversation re. the best-acted single episodes in television. I thought the finale of The Leftovers was a home run. This was a grand slam.

Netflix is starting to lose its way just a little bit. The move to go all-in on streaming and back off of DVDs in the mail was bold and brilliant. This is just a bald-faced money grab. And on Roku, those big-panel promos are fucking horrible.

I’m facing this in less than 10 years, and my advice to myself is to learn how to say “Welcome to Wal-Mart.” 

Fixed that for ya.

“Turnover chain, my fuckin’ ass.”

“Breathe in...
(ding) This breath is brought to you by Amazon Prime. It is your 948,563rd inward breath of the month of August. Its duration time of 2.108 seconds ranks in the 92nd percentile for you this month and in the 84th percentile worldwide. The air is 78 percent nitrogen, 20 percent oxygen, 0.06 percent dust…

Or you can just switch to TV Land and Nickelodeon and be the wimp that you are.

WHY NO JIFF OF THE N.E.S.????

Trump is a shitstain on the underpants of history.

No. No. No. No. Credit unions are the way to go.

No. No. No. No. Credit unions are the way to go.

Courgette? It’s fucking ZUCCHINI. What is she, some kind of princess?

It sounds great, but a 17-inch screen? Fail. My MAME cabinet still works after 14 years.

It sounds great, but a 17-inch screen? Fail. My MAME cabinet still works after 14 years.

Holy schmitlap, this is a god damned winner. Went to three stores before finding the cream of balsamic vinegar. Don’t know if that made the difference but something did. Things I might try in the future: 1) When it’s done, throw it in the convection oven on broil just to give it a little crust on top; 2) Add a quarter…

Search and replace PEACH with APPLE and I’m on board. As long as there are a couple extra fingers of bourbon left for the wait.