arthurwisco
Furtive Glance
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This thing is magnificent. In my apartment complex, the laundry room is more than a tenth of a mile from my place. I put a shoulder strap on this, hanging from one of the ends, and I just pull that to wheel it down the hall and back. Plus everything’s sorted when I load in and sorted when I load out. The only

This thing is magnificent. In my apartment complex, the laundry room is more than a tenth of a mile from my place. I

No Black Friday .... but Deep Brown Friday, ooh la la!

You’re out of the grays in the mirror Kinjaverse.

I guess he just wasn’t Liu Kang hard enough.

This is the first year of nine years that I did not get my flu shot. It is the first year of nine years that I have been sick as shit, currently for the third time. Give me my flu shot!

They have BINDERS of women...

Sounds like the writers have already begun work on Season 5.

I steam them, top with garlic butter and sea salt, and laugh at all these fancy recipes. Even my dog gobbles them up.

I would have been more impressed had the producers forced the actors to perform the play for 24 consecutive hours, just like TBS.

Bastard even ate at Hardee’s during the making of “Supersize Me.”

One of the best (mainstream) newspaper headlines I’ve ever seen was in the Milwaukee paper when McMahon pulled the plug on the XFL:

HE FOLD ME

How does one block a user on this site? For instance, you.

Last time I saw this information, I tried it. I sweated quite a bit during the hike ... and the sunscreen stung my eyes so badly I considered calling 911. After trying a bunch of things to fix it, I finally just lay down in the grass and waited two hours for the pain to subside. If the sunscreen companies were out for

MAKE IT MAKE IT DON’T FAKE IT

Trump will be remembered as a shit stain on the underpants of history.

Years ago, I got to know a couple of former Duke players during short minor-league stints. One liked to shit on women and when he bolted for a deal overseas, he left a box of stained scat porn mags in his hotel room. The other was nicknamed “Massy” by his teammates — short for Massengill. A teammate punched him in the

If only they were soliciting the chance to board early to ugly customers who show up.

I suggest we just take that Bugs Bunny cartoon sawing Florida off into the ocean and have him put in a little precision work deleting Alafuckingbama.

These awards remind me of driving around Vegas and seeing every billboard say “VOTED BEST STEAK DINNER IN VEGAS” or “VOTED BEST SHRIMP COCKTAIL IN VEGAS.” I always picture the general manager, the food and beverage manager and the housekeeping manager getting together and one says, “OK, which is the best steak dinner