And Detroit is a lovely paradise.

How can it be “an otherwise average Orville” when there have only been two of them? That’s some Kinja math right there.

Just checking in to let you know, in case no one else has mentioned it: THIS KINJA SHIT SUCKS, SUCKS, SUCKS AND THEN SUCKS SOME MORE.

This cuts to a secret that the vast, vast majority of current college kids don’t understand/recognize. Not just today’s. It has always been this way.

College is NOT about learning enough to ace the test. It’s about developing a base of knowledge — a better general understanding of how things work — and maybe even a…

I can’t wait till some 11-year-old in New Jersey calls me the N-word while I’m playing as Princess Peach.

The fuckhead couldn’t lead a steaming turd into a toilet.

One of the things I will not buy at Aldi is bananas. They always come out all brown and bruised on the inside, even if the skin doesn’t hint at it. Also, their salad dressing (Miracle Whip) sucks, but their ketchup is top-rate. Dittos to the cheeses, most canned goods and snacks, and most frozen stuff. Also, I usually…

It’s not the comments loading. It’s the look and feel of the site, just like Gawker and the others. Makes the credibility of AV Club drop sixteen levels merely by association.

Fuck the Kinja.

She looks like she’s fourteen months pregnant.

Not sure it will matter much in the long haul, but thanks.

AV Club going to Kinja is like my smart friend going to the country for the summer to spend time with his cousins and coming back wearing “overhauls” and chewing on a piece of straw and chortling “nyuk, nyuk” and “hee haw.”

Plus Hulk Hogan’s weiner.

The best Tweet I saw after this (I’m sorry it’s uncredited):

QUICK! Somebody scan the list of Confederate generals and see if there might be a Joseph Buck in there.

I sadly turned to stand-up comedy after a layoff interrupted what is now a three-decade career in newspapers. One of my lines was “You know how I could tell my business was in big trouble? I was informed by a water-skiing squirrel on the You Tubes.” I’m back at the ink farm for now, till the next layoff anyway.

This legal climate would very likely be less toxic had your own previous company not been such snotty, sniveling douche-nozzles in the execution and aftermath of the Hulk Hogan debacle.

I’m a veteran of 30-plus years as a sports journalist, editor, etc. etc., poor me. Spent my brief “sabbatical” (post-buyout/layoff from a mid-major metro) doing filthy stand-up in 17 states but, thankfully, I found a new ink-stained gig. So it’s not that I’m a churchgoer or prude. Anyone who has worked with me on…

As someone who has worked three decades in sports media, doing lots of hiring and managing of staff and freelancers, I find it difficult to believe that there is a state that allows a company to task non-employee contractors to manage other contributors. That’s just not allowed, period, end of discussion. It’s one of…

For decades now, I am struck by how phenomenally better this record sounds on vinyl than on CD. For a week or so I was obsessed, doing A/B comparisons in real time, asking friends to come over and check it out, etc. It’s still true. It is not the best album, it is not even THEIR best album. But the sound on vinyl just…

For decades now, I am struck by how phenomenally better this record sounds on vinyl than on CD. For a week or so I…

Even with Trump on the ballot, millennial turnout was 46 percent. It was 60 percent or higher for other age groups. Talk is just talk. Until millennials get off their asses and fucking vote, nothing will change.

“Alexa, play some music for throwing my piece of shit Alexa out the fucking window.”