I never, ever, EVER walked when I didn’t have to. Even in college, I’d rather risk a parking ticket than walk 20 minutes to class. When I worked downtown in the big city, I spent $75 extra for parking across the street from the office door. And so, I was a fat young kid who became a fat old man whose health was on the…

I tried this method after our long hikes. He learned. Every time I go upstairs, he follows and I can hear his feet as he pitty-pats up the stairs ... and as soon as he sees me getting ready for a shower, I immediately hear his feetas he pitty-pats DOWN the stairs. Think of a cartoon slide whistle going up and then…

Regular college-ruled spiral notebooks are 19 cents at many stores’ back-to-school sales. Each year I make a quick circuit of the four or five stores in my neighborhood and buy a dozen (the limit) at each. So that’s a year’s worth of notebooks for $11.40.

Regular college-ruled spiral notebooks are 19 cents at many stores’ back-to-school sales. Each year I make a quick…

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE get out of Chase (etc.) and find a credit union.

She’s a piece of shit just like he is.

Well of course it was great. But try picking up a passable charcuterie at the Victory Drive-In concession stand.

Finally, a gig that Brooke Hogan can handle.

I played it yesterday! A highlight of my trip to the Twin Cities! It’s at SS Billiards in suburban Hopkins.
https://www.facebook.com/ssbilliards/?hc_location=ufi

Amazon also offers INSTALLATION for an additional $81.69.

Amazon also offers INSTALLATION for an additional $81.69.

Amazon also offers INSTALLATION for an additional $81.69.

Amazon also offers INSTALLATION for an additional $81.69.

Whoops, gotta file a correction. Albany (N.Y.) Times-Union.

This is exactly correct. I’ve worked for seven newspaper groups in my (too fucking long) career, and in total I can count five first-tier managers who were not complete bumblefuck idiots. I mean, stunningly short-sighted dopes. The sort of people who honestly believe they are the smartest people in the room, but their…

I care. Topeka Capital-Journal, Billings Gazette, Albany Times-Press.

Pirating music isn’t even a part of this discussion, as my collection of a whole room full of CDs and LPs will attest to.

If artists continue to receive their same paltry kickback from the Amazon machine, then fine. It’s the artists’ decision to make then.

Pirating music isn’t even a part of this discussion, as my collection of a whole room full of CDs and LPs will…

This is a great way to give even LESS money to the artists who actually create the music.

This is a great way to give even LESS money to the artists who actually create the music.

Too bad Hulk Hogan wasn’t busy fucking her when the photo was taken. That would have made it totally legitimate to post.

Simple solution: Quadruple the pay. Charge an extra buck or two at the door or an extra $150 for your kid’s season. When people complain, say it’s an “asshole tax.” You can’t play without the officials, so do what it takes to keep good ones.

Another solution: Tell each parent they have to sign up for six games on the…

Now we know which characters to run a search-and-replace on before sending out that whistleblower leak.

I once got drunk and tried to Pejazzle myself, but all I had available was push pins. After 20 minutes I looked like a bloody Lite-Brite down there.

Trump will be the shitstain on the underpants of history.