I just can’t with all of this. It’s so fucking depressing to watch. I mean, obviously, Heidi Cruz has mental health issues, Melania Trump is an immigrant married to a xenophobe

Screw You, Trump, for making me feel something other than hatred for Cruz.

Anyone else misread this and thought a former Doctor Who was supporting this bullshit movie? No? I'm an idiot.

Why would anybody want to be in his will? He’ll probably just leave you with a crap ton worth of crushing debt and maybe a few, freezer burnt steaks.

“Contact Trumpness.”

These are clearly table 25+ people, the lot of them. Get ready for the smell of the restrooms and holding the kitchen door for the waitstaff.

People around Trump seem to think that they’re Trump’s “equals” in social status. Contact Trumpness. Omorosa has the worst case of it ever.

Hey don’t disparage butt plugs like that, they’re enjoyable under the right circumstances. No amount of lube will make Drumpf and Co into a good time.

he is just like his boss, an orange ass plug

Please do not insult GI Joe action figures.

LMFAO!

knows he’s a loser. His insecurities are on parade: petty bullying, attacks on women, cheap racism, flagrant narcissism.

No doubt that Warren’s statements will elicit even louder “sighs” of regret from the Democratic electorate who wish that she was running.

If Cruz was even slightly less hated by his own party, he’d have the GOP establishment scrambling over itself to crown him the nominee. But he’s such a troll and has made so many enemies among Republicans, that none of them can stomach him.

The level of delusion and disregard for mathematics and reality is frightening. This guy is running a national campaign? And his entire plan is to whittle down the field? Well, Jeff, perhaps you failed to notice that it was 17 candidates, and now it is three and Cruz is still firmly mired in second place. He said this…

Ah, remember the days when Cruz used to go easy on Trump because he figured that Trump would be the one dropping out of the race, leaving himself to scoop up those delegates? Good times...

Fuck Ted Cruz...

Have you tried pulling her hair at recess Donny?

It could be as simple as he’s a sexist pig.

He can’t take criticism from ANYBODY. He’s the most fragile flower I’ve ever had the misfortune to hear about.