Lol! Holy crap I can totally see this in my head now.

That depends, what would piss them off more An interracial couple or an interracial gay couple?

I don't care who it is as long as the romance is better written and the characters have more chemistry than Padme & Anakin. But then two bowls of cottage cheese would have more chemistry than Anakin & Padme.

After the tantrum bigots threw at Old Navy this past week I really hope it is Finn & Poe. I don’t think Rey’s character needs a love interest. She’s a strong, resourceful asskicker who’s got bigger fish to fry. I’d also be fine with Darth Maul making an appearance only to meet a nice fella and finally get a happy…

Oh whoops, I must've misread. That does sound interesting though. I really need to sit down and commit to reading this book .

Right. And even though God did them, he forgave me so you have to as well. How many times have we seen this now? The Jerkass in the article, Josh Duggar, Ted Haggard, etc. . It’s so galling because when it’s not them in trouble they’re usually the first to rally the flock to sit in judgement and condemn whoever did…

Crazy huh?

I really wish it was. I'd have a little bit of faith restored in humanity if it turned out to be satire or parody. But I also wouldn't be surprised if it's legit and that's so depressing....

Whenever someone disputes that fact I say two words and it usually shuts them right up: Ethan. Couch.

It's been God knows how long and that man still radiates evil when you see a picture of him

That’s pretty much exactly what Professor Jerkass up there is saying.

We sure can! I'm buying.

That goes without saying.

Lol sorry, I had to know. I'm a huge movie geek.

Of course! You hussies are nothing but broodmares or distractions.

Check out #4 and let me know what u think.

You’re totally right. He could become another one of those “ yes I screwed up again but gods forgiven me soooo.... No jail time?” types we see far too often.

Do you need a get away driver? Maybe you should shake hands with a few people who have the flu and THEN shake trumps tiny baby carrot hands. We’ll wash your hands real good so you don't get sick afterwards.

Hey, weird question. Is this Bobby Burns the critic?

Seriously! Putting gods wacky divine hijinks aside, The professor is talking like the kid was found smoking a joint in the janitors closet between classes. The kid raped a girl and then broke bail 3 times! It blows my mind what privilege can buy you in this country.