It's certainly possible, my son dash seems like he would be descended from some well traveled cats lol.

She keeps it in her purse for just that reason lol. Her coworkers are notorious pen thieves also.

When I think about how quickly legislation could move on healthcare, common sense gun laws, climate protection, a raise in the minimum wage, and prison reform if it weren't for our politicians whoring themselves out to the pimps that are our nations lobbyists it makes me want to rage-stroke.

Ahhhh “bootstraps”.... Thats 21st rich asshole-speak for “lazy peasant”.

The fact that you’re considered “lucky” like you said is such bullshit. I’m so sick of people who never have to worry about paying for health care, child care, and time off saying that people who want it are greedy entitled leeches (a la foxnews). If you'd like I could beat up your snooty coworker or egg her house or…

Don't forget what amounts to legalized bribery in our government. Thanks Citizens United!

Which brings up another good point: we wouldn't have so many people filing for assistance if these companies would pay their employees a livable fucking wage! How is it that productivity has gone up, CEO bonuses have gone up, yet wages for workers have stayed the same?!

I’m so sick of being called “greedy, entitled, looking for handouts” because I want what every other civilized country has.

After picturing it in my head I kinda wanna make it happen.

Deal. On another topic, Captain Kirk up there wouldn’t happen to be a rescue would he? He looks suspiciously like my beloved son Dash.

Damn it kinja!

Maybe we could all chip in and then set up a custody schedule

I bought my girlfriend a Tiffany & Co pen for Christmas . She’s a nurse and never has a pen on her to do charts and stuff.

If I could I’d spoil the shit out of my dog & cat and buy that for them.

If I could I’d spoil the shit out of my dog & cat and buy that for them.

Ain’t it always the way? They know better than a building full of people with PH.D.’s and degrees in nursing when things are relatively ok but as soon as something goes wrong it’s “call the doctor!” . I just want to tell them to get over themselves. A person's ego, pride, and smug sense of self-satisfaction is…

Ain’t it always the way? They know better than a building full of people with PH.D.’s and degrees in nursing when things are relatively ok but as soon as something goes wrong it’s “call the doctor!” . I just want to tell them to get over themselves. A person's ego, pride, and smug sense of self-satisfaction is…

What the hell is a “holistic liver”?! That sounds like something a diner would sell to gullible hipster vegetarians to trick them into eating meat.

No lol. My father was abusive to my mom and I when I was a little older but oddly enough I never got the “kuhacha” lol. It’s kind of a joke between my brothers and I that when one of us acts up or even when our pets are being obnoxious we’ll say “ keep it up and I’ll get the kuhacha”, “uh oh, you’re gonna get the…

You're right. A person could make a killing in that market.