No, not really. You have my sympathies and understanding though. My father’s a Hungarian immigrant and would threaten me with the kuhacha (wooden spoon) when I was little.

Wow! That's incredible to me. That sounds like a racket from Victorian England or something. Incredible!

Me too. Something about that face...

JFC, that's horrifying!

JFC, that's horrifying!

JFC, that's horrifying!

Artist’s rendering of the perpetrator

Stealing. Hair. That sounds like something so effing crazy that it'd be a viable career path in the Mad Max universe. What year is this? Where am I? What the hell is happening?!

Please be joking. Please be joking. Please be joking. Please be joking.

That must feel great. Like when your least favorite teacher calls in sick and you get a super nice substitute. If only republicans had super nice substitutes though...

Now that he has some free time maybe he can find that missing 3 million dollars that the Veteran Groups are asking about.

Wow, they're ok with interracial dating how progressive of them. Your footloose line made me laugh btw. It reminded me of that article Huckabee wrote when he was an older teenager about the dangers and evils of dancing.

Ill bet a college like this thinks gays on campus & interracial dating are the REAL problems. Unbelievable. Well, no actually, totally believable. The shit that campus police officer/jumped up security guard said is unforgivable. It reminds me of that story a few years back where a young woman was raped by a respected…

He’d probably start with :

The Vulgarian Barbarian ... Donald Drumpf

Nevermind policies, I want someone to ask Drumpf what the 3 branches of government are!

Me too, me too. We should start a business. “Quitters Inc.”. Our motto is “Sick of shit? We’ll help you quit!”.

Id like to think I’d get in big brother mode and be like “Hey asshole, everyone’s sick of you and your trump-esque tantrums. You’re an obnoxious hack and before you start firing everyone who doesn’t kiss your fat ass or suck your tiny dick just remember: despite what your ego tells you you can’t make movies by…

Ugh, yes. Pretty fucked up huh? Even 1970's Robert Evans would be like “dude, take it down a notch”.

It must've been sooooo satisfying to watch.