Look at you, bragging about not losing your phone in a blackout.

Possibly this sketch would not work with anyone other than Tom Hanks

Any questions?

Stop looking back fondly at things! That’s how we got in to this mess!

Lol no. They don’t let women be “lead” anything over there.

It wasn’t allowed in the Fox News cafeteria, for fear that it would steal the job of good old American ketchup.

Megyn doesn’t recognize what salsa is? It’s the world’s most popular (and delicious) condiment!

Thank you for reminding me that I have no new LastWeekTonight to watch tonight ;_;

Judy Davis played older Judy Garland in Me and My Shadows (based on Lorna Luft’s memoir). She was sensational and got the Emmy Award for it. (Both the TV miniseries and especially the book are as close to definitive as it gets).

Hey, this is the lady who was a lead spokesperson at the propaganda arm of a hate group, right?

Megyn Kelly said, “Would you believe today is National TV Talk Show Host Day?”

#5 was my first thought. I do not particularly like Anne, but it’ll be hard for Renee to get the big doe-eyed judy Garland look that Anne could pull off while half asleep.

I... can’t see it. But maybe it’ll work.

1. Wizard of Oz was 1939, so 30 years earlier (not twenty).

Renee will be great for the acting potion and just terrible for the singing..and it isn’t that she doesn’t sing well. But it’s JUDY. It’s like casting Florence Foster Jenkins to play Maria Callas. ( sorry Renee, you really do sing well, but.... its Judy.)

Thirty years. Wizard of Oz was released in 1939, Hollywood’s greatest year.

Out of the greys with this... Cannot emphasize this enough! VOTE, my dear bitches! Vote even in the stupid little local and municipal elections, because they matter more than you can imagine.

This is a reminder of why you always vote, even in local elections. Castor lost by only 17,000 votes, and tons of races for mayors and state reps are decided by even fewer votes.

So a woman is raped...files a criminal complaint...the DA refuses to prosecute...she campaigns against him in the next election to try and have her rapist brought to justice...and he sues her because he lost the election.