I was going to point that out too!

Just wanted to point out that AV Club alum Nathan Rabin wrote THE Weird Al coffee table book, and is currently in the middle of a grand project to write about every Weird Al song ever recorded. You can catch up on the latter at Rabin’s website: https://www.nathanrabin.com/

Living up to your name. Bravo.

Your name fits.

That’s some stupid false logic right there. You put a sexual predator in the White House and you’re saying the reason all these things are coming out is because Obama is gone? Gtfo with that nonsense logic.

So he was caught in the act and his sperm matches but his defense was supposed to be “but her mom is a greedy bitch”? So, the Polanski gambit.

Nicki is successful enough that she’s probably given her mother enough money over the years for her mother to already have had her own savings to bail him out with.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula is a lot of fun

“Washington team.” Correct.

“Reason is the whore of the devil.”

Driving’s kinda crazy with a spooky little car like You

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That is one possibility. Or chemtrails could have interacted with the Dragon’s Triangle (because the Bermuda Triangle is for posers) and a sunflare to pluck a compact sedan and send it through a time and space vortex and disgorge it immediately in front of a BMW X6 in Singapore.

I could say it was simply the perfect alignment of the camera where the BMW was in the line of sight of the other vehicle, but I’m going with “phantom car from the depths of hell”.

Ah Amicus- great company with so many horror anthologies. Def worth checking out if “Tales from the Crypt” style stories and/or British horror is up your alley:

METEOR SHIT!

I only do that with shitty slashers, just so I know how dumb of a twist ending they inevitably have.