Yeah!

To quote Sarah Silverman: “They named it 300 because that’s how gay it is on a scale from one to ten.”

I can guarantee you no 10-year-old is saying to his mom, “Take me to see Geostorm or go to Hell!”

Look, I’m not saying you’re wrong, but my Geo Storm was constantly in the shop, got CRAP gas mileage, toppled skyscrapers in Asia, and the seats wouldn’t even recline. 0/10 would not Geo Storm again.

This is the first laugh the Simpsons have given me in years.

To quote Doug Benson, “300 minus 300 is the number of good movies Gerard Butler has done since 300.”

I don’t know. Look, the Geo Storm certainly wasn’t very sexy, but it had okay acceleration and handling for its era and if you were a college student or young, single driver, you could certainly find a worse car.

“I can’t, it’s a Geo!”

Every time you see a new Gerard Butler movie, its fun to guess who turned the script down first

No, Dripping Yellow Madness, you IDIOT.
I’ve seen Galactostorm and Geosquad and Galactorstorm 2, STUPID.

It really has gotten the point where even if I’m interested in a trailer, if I see Gerard Butler show up I immediately think, “Oh, this is going to be shit.”

Every damn time I hear this title, this is the first thing that leaps to mind:

Boy Gerard Butler’s career has been fun to watch from the sidelines, but not in the right way.

My only comment is holy shit she must be wearing a fabulous bra. I can’t, for the life of me, find a seamless t-shirt bra that fits this well and I’m jealous...Of Megan Kelly...

There’s no way that’s going to keep me from eating prosciutto. I love that stuff so much I don’t have time to wrap it around a skull.

Yeah, it definitely works. I may never eat prosciutto again.

The scary truth:

I’ll just say it: for Soup hosts that I’ve ever given a shit about, Joel McHale>Aisha Tyler>Getting hit by a bus>Greg Kinnear