Man, those tweets from Cross, reading them I could tell he didn’t run them by Amber. Should have consulted the wife.

This just solidifies my opinion that David Cross is an asshole, but not an abuser. It sounds like they have a really good relationship, those two. You can love somebody and still acknowledge their faults.

Fair enough.

Joel McHale amended and repealed all prior hosts, rendering them void ab initio. They are a legal nullity carrying no force or effect.

False. He was replaced by Josh Henson, who was replaced by Hal Sparks, who was replaced by Aisha Tyler, who was replaced by Joel McHale.

CRACKER BABIES

Seriously my take, too! NBC peon execs. Should have taken their ties off and ruffled their hair.

Nah they’re employees in the building who were coerced into filling the empty spots in the audience

I’ve found that people who declare parenthood has made them more holy were assholes before and are even bigger assholes now.

But she didn’t lie! She DID become unselfish!

I have to ask. Why in the world did you see The Phantom Menace seven times?

Why though? Was your air conditioner broken? (That’s why I saw Chasing Amy in the theater four times.)

I feel sorry for you.

Oh My God, I just realized that I dance like Megyn Kelly. This is what my friends have been politely trying to tell me all these years.

“It made me realize that I definitely don’t want my white children growing up thinking there is even a possibility that Santa could be black!”

“Having children was the only moment in my life that changed me as a human being...all your selfishness leaves.”

God, her show is like the entertainment equivalent of a root canal. And I saw Star Wars Episode I in theaters seven times, so I know a thing or two about pain.

Some things you just can’t dance around and gotta deal with.

#neverforget #doingthelordswork #whitejesus #whitesanta