Just wait til they see what's on his kid's browser…I've heard he's so great with the cyber…

Games of chance AND a candy decorating contest?? He thought of everything!

I know! I have no idea where this is coming from!

oooo, gurl!

The wiglines! Oh my god!

Yup. Cishet woman, not offended, and doesn't need anyone to be "offended" on my behalf. And if you think this is awful, never go to Great Britain. It's like the national curse word.

NO!! UGH! Well, I will not be rooting for my hometown queen this season.

OOOO….the plot thickens!

I felt sooooo bad for her.

James seems scared of her own shadow. Not confident enough. Also, I'm not getting her makeup.

What are the odds you live in the midwest?

Well…he's super hot (imo), so it's a win-win…but it's awkward to explain to people!

Oh shit! I just realized…VH1 what hath thou wrought??

That ass! OMG, if you're gonna say you paid for a Kardashian ass, it better be big! That was a totally average ass!

Oh…Cynthia would be great! But it did look like the person was a little darker? I have no idea.

That was such a low point. i *almost* gave up on the show. Dark days.

Spill the T on Charlie…I'm inclined to root for anyone from my hometown, but she doesn't impress and I want to know more.

Which reminds me that it's the underwear brand of choice for my bff…sigh…the things I know.

Oh my god I need that show in my life.

And have a care for Archbishop ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER whose wise words about what owns and what sucks will echo through the ages.