The money was just resting in my account.

"I LOVE MY BRICK"

Clearly that's the national anthem!

I thought it was "Feck! Drink! Girls!"

I want to be the chicken of tomorrow, but how can I be the man of today?

The great thing about it is, when you major in Boggy Creek studies, you can pretty much write your own ticket.

Dick Van Patten's hellish drop…

Can you direct me to the natatorium, as I am attending a swim meet. I'm Peter Graves.

Tee hee

Packers!! WHOOO!!

I love "A Young Man's Fancy!" "She's squishy, she's got the reds…"

"Ah! My popovers!"

What are you saying? They never went to Castleton!

Jesus

"That's a weird place to put bowls" might be my favorite line reading ever.

From what I've read, a new network boss came in and didn't "get it" and also thought they could use that two hours of programming for something else.

I will watch the hell out of a Ghost Adventures marathon!

You know, we haven't had enough "Willow" references lately. Good for you.

He's just too good for this world? (I actually have no idea and would love to see more Mort)

"She loves revenge! And shrimp!"