Were you responding to someone else? Because I never said it was All Amber. I was responding to someone saying there was no problem if she was happy. Obviously Amber wasn’t happy and I talked about how entering such an emotionally complex situation involving children would contribute to that. Yes, this is all Depp’s…

I was in an eerily similar situation a few years ago with a significant other. “Was” being the key word. Did not end well. It’s incredibly difficult to be that woman. Didn’t help that my ex couldn’t handle his own situation very well.

My concern would be more with your fiancé, having read the later posts. If you’re keeping your distance, he’s got to be repeating these criticisms to you, otherwise you wouldn’t know about them. And he’s actively, literally asking you to take responsibility for her behavior.

She died when I was like, 21, and I felt like a garbage human being because I wasn’t really sad about it. I was mostly sad for my grandfather, because despite being kind of a pushover when it came to her, I knew he was going to be sad. He gave me a necklace of hers and I accepted it, not because it was some family…

Not to mention Depp got all bent out of shape about Lily dating an older guy and probably lectured her while New Mommy rolled around on a pile of cash on the floor next to him. I’d be annoyed too at the hypocrisy and wouldn’t be as likely to attempt a relationship with her.

My dad’s mother was AWFUL to my mother. My dad was married once before my mom, but she was nuts and cheated on my dad with his friend, ran off with him, and then was arrested for attempted armed robbery (?!?!) Literally the day before my parents wedding, my grandmother told my mom “The only reason he’s marrying you is…

I’m a grown woman and Tana scares the crap out of me.

Oh come on, people aren’t ragging on Johnny Depp for aging. Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery and plenty of other 50+ men still get love around here and elsewhere. They’re pointing out that his pale, bloated appearance and rotting teeth are suggestive of an unhealthy, substance-abusing lifestyle. Which I agree is…

I had to login just so that I could star this and take it out of the greys. Seriously, when is Jezebel going to touch on Vegan Gains and his feminism response videos. He was also part of the original Cassie Blogilates drama. His video critiques of her were also taken down by her legal team and he made a video response…

Well, I think the problem is that Amber entered into a relationship with a man who was in a 14 year relationship with the mother of his two kids. Then she couldn’t navigate the incredibly complex emotions of his obviously upset family. Lily is the oldest at 16. Of course she’s upset and can Jack even process all this?…

She’s Middle Eastern, isn’t she? Being American, and the child of immigrant parents from the Middle East myself, I can verify that mother in laws are the WORST for when it comes to their sons. If you’re up for it, say or do the little things that will culturally (for lack of a better phrase) calm her tits. Offer to…

Maybe they’re starting out with the flat affect so that no one will notice when they age and get botoxed into expressionlessness.

So my takeaway here is that Amber Heard killed Johnny Depp’s mom.

Pretty sure she won’t be entitled to any premarital property. I.e., anything Depp owned prior to the marriage. The dispute will be for half of what he earned during the very short marriage. I’m guessing she walks with $10 million and quickly marries one of the Kardashian castoffs.

So does her asking for spousal support and his petition to deny indicate animosity? Or are those standard practices in a divorce? I really want them to hate each other for some reason.

You know, I had a good friend who got a nosejob at 16 (earliest age allowed she said) because she got chronic nosebleeds almost every single day ever since she was 8 when her little brother spiked a TV remote at her face. I suppose her nose wasn’t aesthetically altered at all. Still, I have no problem believing this…

Didn't he start dating her before she reached the age of consent? I think that pretty much tells you all you need to know about his character right there. I feel sorry for her—clearly she has not been well served by the older adults in her life.

He’s depicted as a creep because he started dating her when she was under 18.

We’re told mom often told friends she thought Amber was using Johnny for his money and fame, and to boost her own career.

Amber has never struck me as the sharpest tool in the shed.