I’d personally love to see a Premier League Jambooroo.

They drafted a running back named after the O.J. judge.

There’s a rocket aimed toward the sun scheduled to take off tomorrow. I’m sure they could squeeze this coaching staff in the cargo hold.

...TPIR’s Showcase Showdown...

Ohio State Football: “Man, what a terrible day.”

I’m going to let the team that didn't do the Tomahawk Chop be the first to complain about a lack of decorum. 

The local paper reported the match in the crime section. I love that.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Getting hit in the face with a hot dog is the wurst.

Fuck cancer.

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

God bless Marlins Man and his cohort for doing the thing every Marlins fan wanted to do but couldn’t.

If you think that’s stupid, the Browns hate kneeling so much they refused to go into the victory formation all season.

Kevin Ware died for nothing.

“I am not running away from anything, I am running toward something.”

Trump died?!?

When something is “broke-nnnnnnn” beyond repair, there’s only one thing left to do for someone like Yelich

Statistically Mariota’s worst season as a passer to other players. Statistically Mariota’s best season as a passer to himself. And no one can take that away from him...

Lias Andersson, more like Pjoor Spjort

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.