This isn’t what Bills Mafia had in mind when they encouraged corpsing. So instead of sending for The Man, they had to send for the EMTs.

Time to see if the powers of the Rally Squirrel can be used for good.

The Steelers lost all rights to brag about defense when they gave up 300+ passing yards in a playoff game to a shit double-A outfielder.

So last year the Orioles only lost Ass Team of the Year because of a historic choke job. This year, they HAVE to win it in a walkover, right?

I went to the Angels/Jays game on the 18th where Stroman started against Tyler Skaggs, and I don’t know which pitcher got it worse: the guy who got traded to the Mets or the guy who literally got called up to the Angels.

Secret Service would be on you like white on a Trump rally. Hard to defend your championship or whatever when you’re doing time.

The first thing we need to do is stage a rescue operation for Gary Thorne. He’s too good to be wasted on the Orioles.

Amazingly, that was the season BEFORE they lost 21 straight to open the year.

Come on, acknowledge...

I guess that confirms the NBA is out of the lottery rigging business.

Leeroy would go on to sporting fame as a member of the 2018 Cleveland Cavaliers under his real name, J. R. Smith.

I hope James bets that at some point in his run just to make the internet explode.

That was Washington who fears 3-1. You’re thinking of 4-1 for Toronto against Boston.

Surprised “WHILE OFFICIATING HOCKEY GAME, COULD NOT AVOID A SHOT, PUCK STRUCK TESTICLES” didn’t make the list.

Nothing like waking up to a nice bit of karma.

The Orioles put up their worst winning percentage ever, and this is a team that spent half of a century as the St Louis Browns, the Babe Ruth of Ass Teams. They win this in a walk.

Jim Palmer tried to come back in 1991, and he got voted to the Hall in 1990. Wouldn’t be that weird.

I wonder if this will affect his G certification.

I remember as a kid reading about the manager of Washington pulling this move in a double elimination game.

It’s gonna be Leonard Floyd and Roquan Smith versus Danny Amendola and... THE UNDAHTAKAH!