“Oh, so you give HIM a chance to get back on his feet, huh?”

Great reporting, Jason. Confirms what I’ve suspected for awhile about Tyrone.

What, no love for Teddy?

How’d you get a picture of Kershaw through Vin Scully’s eyes?

the ball came spinning out counterclockwise because of the Oriolis Effect

Joule thief!

Here it is again in slow-motion and zoomed in a lot more.

‘I knew it!’

“...has gone up from $6.2 billion to $6.9 billion.”

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

“Young man, back in 1984, I spent a glorious and debaucherous night in the trainer’s room at Exhibition Stadium.

Wrong St. Petersburg.

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

$6.9 million.

When the guy accused of rape

So it wasn’t just his heart that grew three sizes?

“Floyd was flagged for unnecessary roughness”

RYU! 

I’d rather watch this than one of the big matchups, because it probably means Arlo White won’t be calling the match. I watched all of Burnley/Cardiff Sunday. Watched some of Chelsea/Liverpool and had to mute it because that idiot was the announcer.