My favourite thing about these so-called "skeptics" - a misuse of the term if there is one, because being a skeptic implies intelligently questioning things, not believing all conspiracies are true - is how smart they think they are. They really think they've figured it all out and that the rest of us are idiots.

the most important part of a tv writer's room is breaking story. writing is the easy part.

I vote for "shrimpies".

I feel bad for them, because though the stuff they say is really, really stupid, I think I was essentially that much of an idiot at their age. Hell, I was probably an idiot until my mid-20s, easy.

Yes, it is ex-girlfriend. Not because of that event, but I wholeheartedly agree with you.

Yes, once I got the slap that did occur to me.

I was dating this girl who moved out West, and I flew out to visit her. One day I went to an internet cafe to check my email (this was early 2000's), and I started chatting to some friends on MSN messenger. One of my friends, Amber, asked me what I did all day while my girlfriend was at work. Trying to be a smart-ass,…

When you write screenplays, it's standard to put two spaces after a period. But that's because they're written with Courier font, which emulates the style of a typewriter.

The movie didn't ruin Brodeur's reputation, but this lawsuit sure will.

Yep, you're a moron.

Try to get a sitter to go have a casual lunch somewhere that happens to serve both food and beer? Are you a fucking idiot? I suppose in your view I should just keep my kid inside all the time and never go in public in case a childless adult might see them.

exactly!

Sorry, that's bullshit. Maybe we have different definitions of what a bar is, but I take my kid to bars/pubs/restaurants all the time. Many have high chairs, which means they're fully expecting and prepared for kids to show up.

Don't forget Dark Matter: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/syfy…

If you're a girl (i'm assuming you are) and you think you haven't been manipulated into bed, then you've never had sex with a man.

Whatever you do, do something. A few years ago, annoyed with having to blow my nose so much during a particularly bad cold season, I thought it might be a good idea just to not blow my nose at all.

No time traveler would ever want to alter history in any way, even (especially) to kill Hitler. Many (if not most) of us reading this right now probably wouldn't be here if World War Two hadn't happened. A time traveler changing anything at all risks erasing themselves from ever being born.

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Oh so you think that in your non-expert opinion, you would have made a better composition than this professional photographer? Do tell!

It's an erect penis and balls, that you're just seeing "head" on.