Well played. . .

Wonderfully punny.

C’mon Doug. Do it. I need my fix!

I’ll just leave this here:

All they need to do is resurrect the 997.2 GT3/RS line and stick a 991 body on it. I’ve come to the conclusion that the 997.2 GT3 variants were the finest Porsches in the history of the marque. I’d quite like a GT3 (or even an RS) but the 991 variant is just too ... much: too big, too luxurious, too expensive…

A cop did this to me once. I was pissed, I was so sure I wasn’t speeding since I knew the spot to be a speed trap...

I mean, he was right though. And it was really bad ass for him to call them out.

Why not a Maserati packing an F430 engine and genuine 6 speed manual

Aston Martin Vantage Convertible

Poor bastard - not only is he stuck driving a BMW coupe but he’s been friendzoned into their personal chauffeur.

1. Things on the list are what people recommend. The Maxima had the most.

This needs more attention and visibility - thanks for covering it Raph.

What are you talking about??? It’s not real?? There are numerous videos filming it happening. And juvenile delinquents admitting to it. Where do you live? Better yet, do you ever pull your head out of the sand?

A 12 or 13 year old kid pushed me into a soda display in a grocery store once (it hurt like a bitch), when he turned to run I close lined him. He fell into a nearby wall of firewood.

Just this weekend some friends from the local 86 club were musing about how much a Castrol-livery BRZ would ruffle people’s feathers. It’s such a good-bad idea.

So, story time: I was actually once randomly assaulted on the subway for no goddamn reason. I was on my way home from work, wearing a hoodie and listening to music with my head down. I was interacting with and bothering absolutely no one. This group of middle school kids on their way home from school got on as I was…

Note to self: never sleep naked in a bed with Dr. Ruth unless I’m willing to put out.