While James celebrated, the kid went and scored at the other end.

Give the kid a break, he learned how to play defense from James Harden.

This will never not make me smile.

Is there a more NHL thing than offering to fly someone out but then buying them tickets on Southwest?

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

Ben wouldn’t know classy if he paid it to take care of his kids, flew back with him and Brady on his jet and then double teamed him with No.12.-Jen Garner

I just assumed that’s where Affleck stuffed his dead call girls...Excuse me, hookers. When they’re dead, they’re just hookers.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

h/t to ElephanTitus Andronicus for the idea

So many thoughts:

Draymond Green could have kicked Messi in the balls. Probably a more effective strategy.

I’d pay a decent amount of money to watch LeBron tend goal on some Messi free kicks.

Hot Take incoming: Going off of the list of sports LeBron could excel at from yesterday’s Fun Bag I’m prepared to say that Lebron could have stopped that Messi free kick.

I resemble that comment!

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

You forgot WondoIamapieceofshitwhoshouldntbeontheroster.

You mean the US lost to the #1 team in the world lead by the greatest player playing today.