“The mother of idiots is always pregnant.”

I’m so fucking tired of stupid people.

Somehow this is all Lebron’s fault.

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”

Skip Bayless: “Who do I knock more tomorrow? Marshall or Newton. Newton. I think it has to be Newton. It’s always Newton. But... Argh! Why do they make it so hard on me?!?”

Bruce Miller Charged With Seven Felonies, Allegedly Beat Elderly Man With Cane

If the guy didn’t want to get beaten with a cane, maybe he should have thought about that prior to leaving the house with it. Sounds to me like he was sending mixed signals and is now upset over the outcome.

How long before he signs with Dallas?

But he stood during the National Anthem, so none of this matters.

Suspended 2 games without pay.

This proves it. Gingers really don't have souls.

Fuck you guys.

Stealing from the rich to give to the po’boys.

You’re my gyro

Sounds like he thought he was Reuben Hood.

This guy seems completely reasonable. I mean who hasn’t assaulted an elderly man over a brisket sandwich at least once in their life?

Celsius. Not Fahrenheit.

Jake from State Farm.

You know who else wore khakis?

Or, maybe he, ya’know, actually misspoke.