Woah, thats deep and hilarious.

I’m going to tell everyone this was my idea. Retro-Jammed.

Shockingly underrated comment

+1 reformed sanctimonious douche

I’m stealing the phrase “got way out over his skis.”

Also I just noticed your excellent handle. Nice.

Thank you for fucks sake. Is there going to be a story on deadspin and broad sweeping assumptions made about the moral fortitude of every player based on whether they stand, sit, kneel, or flamingo during the national anthem?

Stan Verrett. I don’t see color, espcially when I’m blind drunk.

Neil Everett actually had a good one. Like that dude

Dear God keep it coming.

What a glorious piece of clickbait this picture is.

This will definitely generate some thoughtful, respectful discourse.

Patrick you scrote groper get this comment out of the greys immediately

After a quick scan of your comments, I have a definition for you:

I never really understood this viewpoint. Sure, its not as physical as football or hockey, but from my experience in playing soccer and basketball it has at least the same level of physicality as basketball, if not more. Definitely more than baseball. Oh, and since you are a third string offensive lineman who never…

Has she gained weight? Sure. Is she not as hot as she used to be (world class supermodel)? Right on. Does she have some light hairs on her upper lip? Correct, she’s a mammal. Is she still light years hotter than any girl you’ve even accidentally brushed against in your pathetic excuse for a life? I think we all know…

Lovin this thread

This is not a joke. I was actually kind of pissed at Kristaps for schooling a person with a learning disability, until I realized what I was seeing, at which point I liked him even more than before.

Fuck yes