Hey now! He didn’t let them off because they play football. He did it because they “...have spent their adolescence and teenage years, working and sweating, while we were all in the air conditioning.” Such a kind man. I’m sure he would have done the same for a couple of high school drop-outs working construction or on…

Just’a good ol’ boys
Never meanin’ no harm.
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law
Since the day they was born

It’s fitting that Louisiana has officially pledged itself to the elder gods, thou I admit the homecoming parade has got a little weird.

if you read all that just right i think you summon a demon.

What the fuck?!? This is appalling. Did this Louisiana DA realize they play for Bama? Les Miles is gonna lose his shit. No way he gets re-elected.

COTY.

White privilege

“If fucking Shep McCallister scoops me on this I’m done. DONE!”

Meanwhile, Steph Curry is showing off whatever is your dad’s new favorite brand of tissue. So absorbent, so bland.

“Could be worse, you could be in Steph Curry’s shoes.”

“Act like you’ve been there before”

She got the whole pipe I believe.

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Story that I heard is that JR was smoking cigars in the GSW locker room with a wrestling championship belt over his shoulder. The security guard told him to put the cigar out and you can’t smoke in there.

God never gives anyone more than they can handle.

Great. God wasn’t going to let LeBron come this far without a victory. Unlike four previous times when God wanted someone else to win.

But it greatly improved my ability to karaoke.

Moron