The same resolution I’ve made for the past 3 years, to beat more games than I buy. Last year I was incredibly close until we bought our kids a Wii U. Final tally for last year is 32 games beaten, 41 games bought (including 12 Wii U games).

Yeah we got the yarn Yoshi's, one green and one pink. So far all it seems to let us do is save configurations to the amibo, but I don't know what that actually does.

On the giving end: I got my kids Yoshi’s Wooly World and amibos to go with it (though I haven’t figured out what to do with the amibos in this game yet). So far we are having an absolute blast with it, and I love that it doesn’t really care how many times we die (or more specifically how many times my five year old…

Decidedly not, I think Craig Parks is probably the best example of what she can expect. He uses an apparatus that enables him to ride on tracks and do jumps, but most tricks are completely out of the question do to the lack of fine motor controls. There's a couple really good videos on him that came out early this…

I imagine it’s more a quality thing. Sure she could likely ride a motorcycle again, but we aren’t talking about a woman who just rode a motorcycle, we’re talking about a woman who did backflips through flaming rings while jumping from building to building on motorcycles and landing a perfect wheelie just for shits and…

You say that on almost every comment on this post but can’t be bothered to actually look it up?

If I could offer a suggestion, if you can open the box now and do all the updates, once complete they should be able to play the game offline without issue. They may be able to as is but I don’t know if Xbox includes updates on discs anymore (they used to).

Not really, anyone can launch a DDoS attack with very little skill or training. Now if they built the botnets they use in the attack that may be something different (LS didn’t, they just bought them) but even then it isn’t much skill as most botnets are built using common malware that is easily packaged. In fact the…

I’m a microwave systems operator and maintainer when I’m not in a war zone, but the second I got to Iraq I became a gunner on a convoy recovery team. That's how most militaries work, sure plenty of people also stay whitin their job specialty, but it's not uncommon for them to also be assigned missions where they will…

Thank god he wasn't generally aware of a minor rules violation!

Your pissed at the writer because one of his random teammates said something stupid?

“Walking pimento cheese loaf” is the only term I use to refer to the walking pimento cheese loaf. Thanks Gawker live-tweet!

I thought we agreed the term was “eye guzzling”?

I remember people on Reddit bitching about people putting Xur's location in the title of their posts. Drove me fucking bonkers.

I've spent $50, but that's for two accounts because my wife and I play together and she demanded the Thriller and Jump on it.

Pro tip if you don’t have Chaperone yet, equip The Last Word for sparrow races. Each completion is about 4% if you have no deaths.

If 12 years in the Army has taught me anything it's that when you get bored drunk people it's only a matter of time before they start throwing rocks or cans at each other.

“MSU has no business being in the playoffs, and yet here we are.”

I completely agree with you. But spotting the ball is to a degree a judgement call due to the fact the game is one of inches.

Yeah I can definitely understand why the flag was thrown, and think every ref crew would call that penalty every time. I feel we should have reviews of penalties to help solve this problem.