He can do TWO voices, you ignorant slut!

“So the FTC won’t let me be, or let me be me so let me see...” - MS, presumably

While still disappointing, I don’t find it very surprising that a developer from a country in which 98% of the population share the same ethnicity and culture struggles to grasp the depht and importance of representation issues.

That’s pretty hard to do when the majority of our lawmakers are geriatrics who think the internet is a series of tubes.

The epitome of "Am I so out of touch? No. No, it's the children who are wrong." 

Me anytime I read about twitter/gamer drama. The hive mind is best left ignored.

Why are people getting so worked up over nothi-

This site continually reminds of how old I am every fucking day.

I can already see the weirdos drowning their puppies to own the libs like they did with {checks notes} “Yeti coolers, Diet Coke, French Fries, Mark Ham-  oops {drops notes on the ground, paper unrolls for 60 ft. - comedically - like a Monty Python skit} 

Must be so hard to be bullied for being way better looking than me.  Poor dude.

She’s stepping down to spend more time justifying the torture of her children.

Not sure why they were blindsided when we all knew they’d kill it.

They were blindsided by an event that virtually every single person who saw from the release announcement on that Stadia was doomed to crash and burn like so many other Google endeavors?  Blindsided... I do not think that word means what you think it does. 

It’s nice to know that a corporation can lie to consumers for years, abuse their employees, allow bigotry to run unchecked, make attacking other companies into their advertising strategy, promise entire game modes that will instead be carved out and sold separately, release a knowingly broken product a good 2 years…

We are the “shithole country” tRump was perpetually bitching about during his candidacy and term.

Instagram is a Facebook product. There’s no such thing as privacy when using Facebook products. Use Signal: no ads, no tracking, end-to-end encrypted by default. 

The best Instagram privacy setting is “delete account”.

I’m too afraid to start a game that I know is just going to get cancelled after two levels.

I understand my probability of my becoming a millionaire is 0 if I don’t pay $2 for a ticket.