“Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.”

Never forget:

Stock image is both cursed and perfect.

That thumbnail is absolute perfection.

Eh, they invested $40K in Nintendo, so it’s not like the money’s down the toilet. It’s not like the dude who spent 15K in Diablo to protest Diablo’s microtransactions.

Kiwi: [is chill]

Sorry you didn’t type that in French. Your opinion is worthless.

How's that well-regulated militia going? 

“a porn parody called Evil Head,”

I remember being surprised by a British contractor talking to me in imperial units, so I teased him about it, and he looked at me like I was crazy.
He said “Best thing you lot ever did was to multiply by three. Then you went and blew it by not serving a pint after the work’s done.”

Yeah but when you are working with something like this cm is about as accurate as you can get before getting into millimeter zone, inches are just the “meh close enough” of the measuring world.

LOL. Water freezes over at ZERO fucking Celcius and boils at 100. It’s like saying percentages don’t work at all in everyday life.

Take you centimeters and get the fuck out of here 🇺🇸🦅

That line is called “acceptance”.

I refuse to believe there’s such a thing as a busy Gamestop, especially in Nebraska (unless maybe because there’s literally nothing else to do there but watch corn grow).

All I ask for - ALL - in a sequel to improve the formula is NO MORE SLIDING SEQUENCES. Which, I’ve got hopes since those were clearly there to mask level loading. But my god, they were absolute dogshit. I’ve beaten almost every Fromsoft game and in fact played Fallen Order on hard mode, yet I died far more times to…

I need it now! I don’t regularly play these types of games, but I loved the first one. I 100% it, something I rarely do in any game, and I plan to do the same with the second one.