Fitting 90s-era burn on an article about contracting Paris Hilton to endorse a product in 2023 xD.

Physical media, especially video games, is not worth the space they take up. A physical video game still requires some amount of the game to be downloaded anyway, plus a day 1 patch. 

Those retail investors were successful. What happened is that the rules were changed (trading was shut down on Robinhood). Citadel bailed out Robinhood. Without that bailout, Robinhood would’ve gone bankrupt.

Best Buy started going downhill when they stopped paying commission. 

Experiences over accumulation. Now that I’m a digital nomad, I’m in the middle of a five week tour across multiple cities and national parks, and that’s after the already visiting 9 other states over the last six months. 

That’s all Republicans do.

“NASCAR is slowly trying to be a professional sport”

“Your president is lame and you guys are fucking lame for covering for his ineptitude.”

“Is Biden going to do something about student loans?”

“Twitter isn’t exactly kind to conservative thought.”

Two million active users? LOLOLOLOLOL what a fuckin loser social network fit for a loser that couldn't win re-election or run a successful business. 

I found the name for my Truth Social account!

I want to join just so I can @ Trump every day about how ugly he is or how his mother should've swallowed. 

It’s much easier to troll conservatives when they're essentially a hive mind.

Next meme should be Gym Jordan X Wrestling coach ignoring molestation to really get him the speaker votes.

That's not... unreasonable. Smoking can kill you, but "comic mischief" in a video game cannot. 

Not only that, but what reason would I have to make it up and post it *here* where the engagement in the comments is a fraction of what it used to be (or completely invisible because it's mostly in the grays)?

I worked at Best Buy which makes it difficult to not overhear things said at Best Buy, Dick.

Fifth Element will always be his best movie. It's peak Willis.