He might’ve been listening to someone feeding him lines. He was wearing an earpiece to receive lines before he retired.

Working in retail really let’s you have the experience of being among the strangest people.

I remember being at a Best Buy in the early 2000s and overhearing someone say to their wife: “Let’s get out of here. They don’t have VHS anymore, only this DVD crap”. I wasn't in the middle nowhere either. This location was in a major metro.

I hope he broke something (or several things).

They will inevitably reverse course. The amount of ad money they could make from surfacing news is infinite, especially when Twitter continues to hilariously flounder. 

A cult classic movie: Team America: World Police

That was my point. 

Exactly. Put the onus back on industry. Only a fraction of a fraction of consumers give half of a fuck to be environmentally conscious, and that’s not nearly enough fucks.

I can't believe this franchise has gone on so long. The core series was really bad by season 5. 

Been on bare metal Ubuntu for 10 years and will never go back to Windows. There’s no reason to. Linux does most everything Windows can while demanding much less powerful hardware which means extra longevity and therefore saving money.

Nothing like being so desperate you have to turn to rapists and murderers for a loan.

The planet might be destroyed, but we'll have created a lot of value for shareholders. 

And as long as Americans are hypnotized by "The American Dream" there will never be enough motivation to hold corporations truly accountable for the damage they do daily. 

So much onus has been put on consumers for decades from recycling to deleting our data and it's been detrimental across the board. Corporate law needs a complete overhaul to put responsibility back on them. 

Why is it always on the consumer? Companies should find better ways to be sustainable because a million people not washing their jeans in a clothes washer means fuck all in the grand scheme. 

There’s no such thing as releasing software “ready for primetime” anymore. Every software company for *at least* the last 20 years has released a minimum viable product i.e. is it usable, and can we make money off it. If both are true, then it goes to market where it's effectively beta tested for free by early…

3D TVs and that 3D HTC smartphone were hilariously successful at getting people to part with their money.

What would be better is if Ticket Master, Comcast, Verizon, AT&T, Disney etc were broken up. 

Again: victimless. Nobody cares. Kanye is still a billionaire and he’ll be crying into his hundred dollar bills tonight as he does every night.

I hope he goes bankrupt and has to get a job as a game tester making $10/hr and working quadruple overtime.