On another note, I cannot WAIT until Covered California goes through. Yay! Healthcare savings will be plentiful in my household! I'll be saving about $6000 a year right off the bat.

Hey, can you please just write "Affordable Care Act," which is its actual name, as opposed to its FoxNews interpretive name? Because.

Um. Why would I TELL a person of color what she needs? Doesn't she know what she needs? Shouldn't I be listening instead? Wouldn't it be patronizing for me to tell her what "she needs?"

"A porch monkey?"

I eat three meals a day and no snacks. Breakfast is light. Lunch is light. Dinner is larger. I tried switching it up, but it didn't work as well for me. I didn't feel as well.

That's it! He's tired of all this woman stuff happening onscreen!! Mean women scaring him and making him go boo-hoo.

"As long as she can zip it back on?!?" Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

The wife of the man she wanted to marry was delaying the divorce because that's how acrimonious divorces can go. Her name was Vera. This passive aggressive little shirt was her way of shaming the wife of the man she was sleeping with into giving him a quickie divorce. So. Not super nice.

I'm pretty sure it's okay to discuss a dress. It's when we move into words like "slut" or "whore" that things start going sideways.

She's standing right behind you, isn't she? She's holding that knife reeeeallly close to your neck. Julia! Knock it off!!

On the bright side, these videos are going to mean Weird Al's versions will be ones for the ages.

I hate that I'm going to say this. Crap. But, here goes:

Yes, of course, your example is exactly right on.

Except, as far as I can tell, she is following those rules. She had independent people along to verify the swim. A large portion was videotaped, if not the whole thing. It was covered extensively in the media. She had a 25 person team. If she hadn't done it, are you really believing 25 people would all lie for her,…

Except, you know, for the part where they filmed pretty much the entire trip, right? And the part where they had about twenty-five people as part of the team, some of whom were there to independently verify it. Also, the part where she could have faked it in the past and didn't is important.

Well, Bonnie Schwartz is a jealous ass, yes? I mean, that's what I learned today. Let's see her do it. Go, Bonnie. Really. Get to it.

Yeah, I would say that "eager to please" has a specific meaning. I'm going to go throw up now.

Statistics are useful, too. The method of pulling out is not the best one. That's all there is to it. It is a poor one, fraught with potential failure. For one, some men have active sperm in pre-cum. Of course, I'm not "bashing" it, as you believe, simply pointing out that it is one of the least effective choices.

I have a friend who used/uses the pullout method.

Okay, NY to Chicago isn't bad at all. It's basically up, one/two drinks, and down. That's good. It's the flight from Chicago to Denver that will be longer. That's the one to really pull out all the stops to get through.