I think Sons of Patriarchy would be a better name.

I was recently laid off from Boeing. I have a lot of thoughts but the biggest issue there is absolutely HORRID management. That is killing the company. They don’t know what the fuck they are doing, agree to asinine changes because they don’t have any clue what the area they manage actually does and, despite being…

This is my single most favorite comment on any Kotaku article ever.

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

Um...scuse me...it’s Cap’n Crunch.

For real. That’s basically an admission of guilt. He knows he fucked up and is trying to downplay what he actually did.

Pather said that Baril sent a text message to the woman after the alleged assault, writing: “I’m sorry if I got overly excited.”

Could’ve gone my whole life without seeing this, damn.

Well what did she expect, that E.L. James would be well-adjusted? “I like everyone and I get really confused when they don’t like me” is a weird thing to say. Liking someone isn’t reciprocal

They treat you like a piece of meat. How do people choose this career and not give up after two auditions?

Annie’s Boobs is outraged.

I’d ask what the hell is wrong with some people to think this is appropriate and okay, but we know the answer already.

God, auditioning sounds like the absolute worst.

Thank you Rachel.

My names not Jack, your magic command word has no effect on me. :P I do agree about the need for an Elctro-Bolt Plasmid.

Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…

Here’s some cheese to go along with that whine, KoDee.

And discouraging others who may witness harassment from intervening. This is true terrorism.

Stories about people standing up for themselves/others and being punished for it depress me more than anything else.