That’s the girl who waited.

That’s because there can be only one such dude.

Does no one use swords for their duels anymore?

Pistols at dawn?

I say Taylor and Katy should find a way to the Black Lodge and go missing for a while.

You sir win the Internets today

What the fuck is Penny Arcade even talking about? ...

He’s not just ignorant, he’s racist. Look at his commenting history.

yeah people focused way too much on the number.

They would freak out over .5 even if they agreed with everything that was written

And much to the good IMO.

Fuck yes, I got reeeeamed

I got ripped a new one on here for even mentioning that this remark from Dave was totally fucked up. I’m glad that even he can admit it now.

if I helped produce Harvey’s show and got this letter i would quit asap

If only IGN’s reviewer had warned Bethesda about the bug a week before release, while he was calmly experiencing the game as it was meant to be played, instead of holding on to the bug until after release.

My preferred version:

wow! Verrrry nice!

ALL THE STARS!!!

You know serious shit’s going on when you need to hide in the bushes because you don’t want to answer questions.

Here’s John Oliver’s segment with the audiobook excerpt: