“I am very good at cumming fast and in the presence of strangers.”

Yeah, those guys who pretended to be trans for “teh lols” are only making it harder for trans people to be accepted by the community.

Please, everyone who thinks he’s acting like a sulky, entitled douchebag, just take two minutes and watch the damn clip (which, for some reason, links instead to Apple.com in the post)

+1 Dr. Hfuhruhurr

It’s because Barron isn’t his kid.

Hahahhahahahahahahahaha FUCK YOU ALEX JONES

Its Murdaaaaaaaaaa

Wow - spot on! I was a freshman in 1997/98 and we had the same 3 DVDs. There was also a Nintendo 64 and a copy of Goldeneye. Good times!

The part where Marge is so stressed that she’s started popping pills four years worth of pills in less than 100 days really did make me sad.

NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER

I <3 Pingu 4 evva

From TNR:

Hot take: GaMERCaT would be much better if all the cats were replaced with dogs.

I did not expect a Fifth Element reference.

Someone swing the permaban hammer on those assholes, please. Yeah, it was childish bullying/teasing and not something horrific, but I think all bullies deserve zero tolerance punishment, especially in games.

Kinda unrelated but I hate it when people are assholes to younger folks for their age/voice. I quit an Oryx challenge run last week because a bunch of assholes kept harassing the kid that was in our team despite him not being the one fucking up his role. When they kicked him I just left and removed the assholes from…

Too soon?

We’re losing Scrubs, people. WASN’T BAD ENOUGH WHEN WE LOST PSYCH?! What’s next, gonna take away Futurama too? Bah.